The Gods Keep Messaging Me

A humble librarian stumbles upon a celestial artifact, gaining access to a private chat channel with a pantheon of forgotten gods and legendary heroes. There’s just one problem: they all think she's a reclusive, all-powerful master. Forced to fake it 'til she makes it, she navigates a world of high magic and looming disaster with their hilariously unreliable long-distance help, where every public blunder accidentally becomes a legendary feat. But as a world-devouring blight fueled by solitude threatens to erase existence, she discovers her unique gift isn't for spells, but for connection. Can she weave the bonds of friendship into a force powerful enough to save everyone and mend a fractured reality, securing a perfect, happy ending for all her companions?