I Never Wanted to Be a Football Godfather

A reluctant coach just wants his team to lose—badly—so he can finally relax. But thanks to a bizarre system that rewards failure and a squad that misreads every blunder as genius, his desperate attempts to tank only catapult the club toward glory. As his chaotic tactics spark a global football revolution, he’s hailed as a visionary while screaming internally. With media pundits spinning his nonsense into doctrine, rivals forming alliances to stop him, and his own players turning self-sabotage into triumph, he’s trapped in a hilarious paradox: the harder he tries to fail, the more legendary he becomes. A razor-sharp sports comedy where winning is the ultimate punishment—and the beautiful game has never been this absurdly brilliant.